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Just be fucking honest about how you feel about people while you’re alive.

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- John Mayer (via nutter-mutter)

(Source: eatsleepjohnmayer, via invisably)

when you over-hear a joke in someone else’s conversation and accidentally laugh out loud

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(Source: whimmy-bam, via superfriedrice)

whisperingotters:

how your mom looks at you during parent teacher conferences 

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(via homosassuals)

casadelanime:

casadelanime:

tumblr has ruined the word daddy forever

if i ever have a kid and they call me daddy i’m going to think of that skinny nerd whipping his bed with a belt

(Source: casa-del-anime, via superfriedrice)

youastupidslut:

why is slut even an insult i mean i’m getting laid you’re not so

(via su-ckerpunch)

thespacegoat:

the fact women are viewed as being more sexy at 15 than 40 is the creepiest thing in the world

(via su-ckerpunch)

pickledpennies:

clype:

have you noticed that when someone goes ‘i was bitten by a dog once and now I’m kinda wary around them’ most people are like ‘aw, I understand’ but if a woman says she’s been raped/abused by men in the past and is now scared of them she gets told she’s paranoid and needs to get over it?

I noticed that.

have you noticed that when a dog bites a person, it gets put down

(via su-ckerpunch)

mentally-illectric:

things i needed to hear in health class:

  • puberty might make you squishier and its ok
  • vaginas have a smell and it’s a ok
  • all kinds of people with all kinds of bodies have gr8 sex
  • genitals do not all look the same and variety is rad
  • people have stretch marks sometimes
  • people have pimples on their butts sometimes
  • people have cellulite sometimes
  • gender =/= sex
  • sex =/= scary danger FEAR
  • bodies aren’t scary or gross or sacred 
  • everything is ok

(via su-ckerpunch)

420-247:

chanted:

I hate it when you are having a bad day and everyone takes it personally, like no i hate myself, not you. get the fuck over yourself.

wow i’m actually so glad this post has been made

(via elusivelyy)

loureeed:

dont u hate it when u have a romantic dream about someone who u never thought about in a romantic way and then u wake up and have some weird crush on them like wtf subconscious why u gotta do this to me

(via kaliforniakruising)