if u watch closely while i take tests u can see me mouthing profanity at the test paper
"Your blue eyes fucked me up."
some kid in my english class goes by the name squash and my teacher done fucked up and called him zucchini
my mom told me that in high school she used to get boyfriends at the beginning of February so they had enough time to get her a valentines day gift and then break up with them the day after and just keep the gift and one day she told her parents about it and they made her keep her boyfriend at least until the end of February and so she did and that boy is now my dad
yo how much dirt you gotta throw in the ocean to make a new country
we’ll we’ll we’ll if it isn’t autocorrect
the gay agenda in effect
my favorite post on this website